wed nos

“That is a wed nos moment.”
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Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by Banned As DC June 26, 2022
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Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.
Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
by Dr Rob205 February 19, 2017
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Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.
"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.
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Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.
No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
by mynamearejeff May 08, 2018
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