to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.
May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.
by RedpillDude May 29, 2020
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puker starfish

asshole
your butt looks like a puker starfish
by dummybummy September 26, 2008
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Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole
Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!
by 666tacos August 20, 2020
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starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other
Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
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Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.
Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 05, 2011
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Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.
Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 05, 2011
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 05, 2017
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