patriot way

The "Patriot Way" is a popular term used to describe the impressive levels of winning, accountability and team-first culture involving the New England Patriots franchise since head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady came to the team in 2000.
If I see "Patriot Way" in a dictionary, I'm going to fucking gag.
by BlindWillieJohnson February 01, 2021
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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
by Hethrikos November 25, 2020
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Patriots fan

Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.
Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.
by Incosleep October 12, 2020
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patriot pooper

A person or group of people who are determined to close every bathroom at North Warren Regional High-School. To do this they deficate as much as possible into the bathroom toilets, after clogging them.If the perpetrators are super determined they will use the walls.
Alex: "Hey I clogged the toilet, I'm the patriot pooper"
Jeff: "Oh that's great I love running across the school to the only open bathroom"
by TrashManv33 June 11, 2018
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patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
by YaDonSon December 04, 2021
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Patriotic Communism

The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.
Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.
by Alakaska November 14, 2018
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