The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.
by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018
by quandle dingleton April 15, 2022
by maximum sqeez April 09, 2018
Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.
Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend
by boon:noob November 22, 2009
"Wow Sam is really a Mega motherfucker"
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much
by Megamotherfucker(the good one) August 22, 2008
by The Pint Man May 08, 2022
Something that only the highest performing Central Processing Units can achieve, preferably with only 4 cores.
by Godini June 15, 2017