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Lego

A deadly weapon for the foot to handle
Tim-steps on Lego

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by Da goat 69 December 11, 2022
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Lego

Something (annoying) people should go step on
by idfrickincare February 24, 2021
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Lego

Legos are basically blocks for building
by Bouiamaboi December 12, 2020
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Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony
When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly
by Boolder July 17, 2019
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Lego

A building brick that will destroy your leg when you step on it.
Man: Ow i stepped on a lego
*leg explodes
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.
"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"
by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020
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Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.
The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.
by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020
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