John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

by MyBestFriendAlex June 25, 2019

John

john is a cute guy...everybody loves him

johns sooo cute

by monhoe weedbury January 24, 2017

John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend

hi john

by fgi3bg March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

by m0ca May 20, 2019

John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019