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John is a peach licking cunt
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A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,
I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”
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John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring
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The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair
by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019
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get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro
“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”
by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019
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Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
by Bronnon October 3, 2019
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