I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 23, 2009

Baseball

A baseball is a white round ball with red stitches. AND HURTS LIKE $&@! WHEN YOURE HIT WITH IT

Helen: WATCH OUT! I threw the baseball...

by Potatocheespart June 03, 2018

Baseball

The worst fucking sport out there

Baseball sucks

by Jonah101 August 27, 2018

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 31, 2021

Baseball

Baseball, its a lifestyle

I can't, i have baseball

by WET NÖÖDLE February 01, 2018

Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.

Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team

by BRUH_24 May 01, 2021

Baseball

A game for softcocks

Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player

by Tat master May 27, 2019