Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
Get the I have to take my brother to baseball practice.mug. The game baseball is a ball game played between two teams of nine on a field with a diamond-shaped circuit of four bases. Baseball is a nearly identical game to softball, same rules, only one is for men and one for women.
by Ataraxia623 March 15, 2022
Get the Baseballmug. by Lobsterpiss November 23, 2021
Get the Baseballmug. by jimothy timklefart April 10, 2025
Get the Baseball, huh?mug. "Baseball, huh?" has two uses:
1) a direct replacement for the phrase "That tracks"
2) as a meaningless response to anything.
The phrase is less frequently used in it's original meaning of "That tracks", and more often it is used as a punchline to subvert expectations; to reference the absurdity of mentioning baseball when it's irrelevant, whilst pretending to be unaware of the irrelevance.
Originated from YouTuber "Al Jokes", when he made a sketch about someone misunderstanding the meaning of the two-part phrase "Baseball, huh? That tracks", and mistakenly using "Baseball, huh?" in place of "That tracks". The phrase has been transformed by the internet hive-mind into a "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" type phrase, where it's spread is far beyond the original source to the point it now has little association. It has become an internet phenomenon larger than what it was originally imagined to be.
1) a direct replacement for the phrase "That tracks"
2) as a meaningless response to anything.
The phrase is less frequently used in it's original meaning of "That tracks", and more often it is used as a punchline to subvert expectations; to reference the absurdity of mentioning baseball when it's irrelevant, whilst pretending to be unaware of the irrelevance.
Originated from YouTuber "Al Jokes", when he made a sketch about someone misunderstanding the meaning of the two-part phrase "Baseball, huh? That tracks", and mistakenly using "Baseball, huh?" in place of "That tracks". The phrase has been transformed by the internet hive-mind into a "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" type phrase, where it's spread is far beyond the original source to the point it now has little association. It has become an internet phenomenon larger than what it was originally imagined to be.
"My brother got hit in the parking lot by an elderly Asian lady"
"Baseball, huh?"
"Why do you keep ignoring me?"
"Baseball, huh?"
"Baseball, huh?"
"Why do you keep ignoring me?"
"Baseball, huh?"
by AlJokesFan April 1, 2025
Get the Baseball, huh?mug. by Teneueneyebek November 28, 2021
Get the Kiss a baseball boymug. by Roonyfer September 5, 2025
Get the Mason 67 baseballmug.