Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019

Thanos

Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.

Thanos took my rock. I am sad.

by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

Thanos

A gay grape the has a nut sack chin and an addictions to stones and women gloves

Thor: bring me thanos
Thanos: reeeeeeeeeee

by Alolvera reee May 19, 2019

Thanos

A purple rasin nigga who can't thiink of anything better to do exept throw his fucking daughter off a cliff to add to his gay little rock collection

Eli: Hey wheres Thanos
Me:Adding to his fucking rock collection

by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.

"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"

"Remember Iron Man"

"Sure Do"

"Is he still here?"

"No..."

"There you have it".

by DonutEagle September 26, 2019