bridge surfing

The act of burning bridges one after another, knocking them down like dominoes, barely staying above the surface of the wreckage and chaos.
I’ve been bridge surfing a lot recently, I stopped communicating with 3 friends last week.
by Delusional Illusions May 20, 2023
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Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
by hola_anal February 12, 2012
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Urban Surfing

When you keep clicking the blue text on urban dictionary definitions with repetition to see where you end up
When you’re really bored, you should try urban surfing.
by Minicrusher4200 March 09, 2020
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deadline surfing

The act of doing the least amount of work possible such that you could still conceivably get your essay in on time.
"Hey man do you wanna cheeky game of Boxhead?"

"Nah bro, gotta do some work now cause I spent all last night deadline surfing"
by toorightbro333 September 23, 2015
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ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.
My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.
by Juan John August 26, 2019
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surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.
At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.
by LeighBotts April 06, 2016
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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