STFD

Settle
The
Fuck
Down

Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'

*Slap*

Greg 'STFD'

by Harris Scarfe August 4, 2009

STFD

Simmer
The
Fuck
Down.

Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.

by NotSoFast! August 12, 2010

SMFDUB

Suck My Fucking Dick You Bitch.... in others how to get a woman to suck you off. A fatty Blow- J

Hey Sir... SMFDUB.... MM thats nice.

by Scott Fitzgearld December 29, 2007

stfu

Acronym: Start the funk up

"I'm out to get busy!"

"Well start the funk up!"

by misterchill March 16, 2004

stfu

(noun); shut the fuck up Used commonly in westlake village as StooFoo, which is created by Matt Cornelison

Girl: omgggg yourrr sooo hott
Matt: stfu, (said, stoofoo)

by jamiedance94 April 11, 2010

STFU

omg, I thought it mean Stop Foo, haha, lol.
Actually means : Shut The Fuck Up

I was joking around on myspace and sent this guy 20 messages. He wrote back and said "STFU, I don't even talk to u!". I thought that meant "Stop Foo" hehe. I'm so stupid sometimes!

by thenicegirl January 3, 2008

stfumilf

Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"
"Please don't use that language around my daughter."
"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004