A metaphorical variation on the Cleveland Steamer. It occurs when someone expects something to work, only to see it fail at a critical moment, leaving them feeling like someone has just shit on their face.
Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
by M. Docherty February 22, 2010
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I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
Get the Portland steamer mug.1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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by tobyornot August 12, 2009
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Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.
by Clayterman August 27, 2008
Get the Stammered mug.To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005
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It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005
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