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Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.
I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.
by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017
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spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).
I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.
by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020
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Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.
Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon
by Young pecker February 2, 2020
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Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.
"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."
by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020
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Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants
Hey, are you ready to play some spank balls
by Drake Foley March 18, 2020
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Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
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Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
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