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Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022
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spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.
Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.
by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).
I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.
by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020
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spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm
by katzvu October 10, 2021
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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spanking the pud

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
by PudSpanker October 6, 2016
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