Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN

Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.

Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.

by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022

Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016