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Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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Smooth brained Robbie

A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.
Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".
by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022
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Smooth Melasma

Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.
Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.
by Desert flower May 19, 2024
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Smooth operator

Well, that guy is a smoothie

For all the smoothies out there, for whom this site demands that I “include the word being defined”, smoothie does stand for “smooth operator”

#yougotthis
by znojnyj September 11, 2025
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DJ SMOOTH PANDA

DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ
by BluePandaGiraffe August 13, 2022
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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 3, 2023
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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
by balake October 13, 2020
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