ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.

"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”

by TwoSkip January 20, 2024

skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)

do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen

by skipball July 25, 2011

Skip

Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.

“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”

“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb”

by Skipper fox March 20, 2022

Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people

Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym

by Trillvin December 5, 2023

Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers

Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.

by The real skip jack April 16, 2021

Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.

Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.

by bdwg September 28, 2012