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Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃
Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?
by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020
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Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning
Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!
by Austria19 February 4, 2021
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Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021
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Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length
Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths
by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018
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the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did
by shrek man May 5, 2021
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Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
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shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
by Redddd071 October 16, 2017
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