The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

Swelter sesh by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

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nic sesh

a nicotine session

imagine your with your friends and you come up with the idea to consume nicotine with them. you would say “let’s go nic sesh”

nic sesh by Mownique January 20, 2024

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goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

goon sesh by joshma February 4, 2024

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Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.

Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.

Lao-Sesh by viagrafactory December 10, 2023

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