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Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.
John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.
by Demurral March 13, 2011
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Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there
Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday
by The big dick boy December 11, 2018
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secret snapchat

Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?

Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes
by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 10, 2019
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Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"
Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.
by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011
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Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves
Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018
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open-secret

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
by 🦈 March 4, 2021
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Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.
Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
by Mindistortion November 18, 2011
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