Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers

The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.

by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

Seattle mo

It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.

"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."

by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014

Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."

We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.

by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022

Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.

Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.

by shanester1979 December 24, 2023

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Flight to Seattle

The sexual act of "going down" on a woman.

Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!

by avah12 November 23, 2015

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020