Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.

Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

Hoodie season

Wearing a hoodie with the intent to carry a handgun

It's hoodie season, they best check the forecast

by Tsavboy January 21, 2020

savage season

A season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. The end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion.

Hey Ethan why you roasting him?
Cause it's savage season Sullen.

by Sullenchoirboy May 25, 2016

tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015

Cuff Season

The two weeks before Valentine's when lonely people find someone so that they aren't lonely on Valentine.

Dude cuff season next week, you better bring your A game.

by Von_Sol_Ho January 14, 2017

Slut Season

Better known as fall season, and more particularly the month of October, when girls must decide how slutty they will look on Halloween.

Guy sees girl picking out Halloween "outfit."

Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"

by andthesingoesto February 25, 2012