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2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp
After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m
by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004
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scrabble

A `game` played during a makeout session; originated from a group of friends going to a coffee shop and playing Scrabble for the hell of it. one of the group members referenced making out as a `sexier version of scrabble` (whom shall remain anonymous!) and another member (ANONYMOUS!!) suggested spelling out your name/words with your tongue. This is yet to be experienced with pop rocks... = hahaha.
person 1: hey, i scrabbled with so-so today
person 2: you did? oh you naughty...who won?
by KATRINA February 21, 2005
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scrawl

v. to write in a hasty or illegible fashion
n. incoherent or illegible writing
(New Slang) v. A method of discursive association in which learning occurs tangentially. Akin to surfing, but with purpose or in pursuit of understanding rather than distraction; seeking the coincidence instead of the novel.
(N.S.) n. An idea defined by cross-reference. More raft, less surfboard.
(N.S.) n. A documented scrawling session. Learning by adventure.
syn.: chicken-scratch, scribble, surf, search, google, multi-channeled learning
rel.: sourcing, hyper-referencing, richtexting
"I was talking to this girl Marie, but then I just scrawled off, and she thought I was crazy."

"Yeah, in order to scrawl, you just sort of have to let go and trust yourself."

"I wasted a lot of time scrawling on the internet a few weeks back, but recently I was talking to someone and the things I'd found took the conversation to the next level."
by henry lawless October 8, 2007
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scrapbooking

The sexual act of urination, defecation, and ejaculation upon one person by a group of people.
What are your hobbies? Oh you know, I like activities you can do in a group, like scrapbooking, dp, and bukakke.
by Michael Artsncrafts August 12, 2008
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Scrambility

Having the ability to scramble. The general ability to kick ass in any situation.

Todd Reesing is the definition of scrambility
Guy1: "Did you see that awesome play? He's got some scrambility"

Todd Reesing... enough said.
by Atticus.Finch September 14, 2009
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Scramble

To crack an egg in someone's ass then fuck them until it scrambles
by Evhrdcgrr April 26, 2019
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