school

S.C.H.O.O.L
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school

by MCMagicPie November 13, 2011

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A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?

Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot

by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014

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The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014

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A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.

Sometimes I just hate school.

by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015

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SCHOOL

SEVEN
CRAPPY
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OUR
LIFES

DAD: TIME TO GO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL AGAIN
MOM: K HONEY BE BACK BY NOON

by YouGotKilledx7x November 20, 2018

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A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice your lying

by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018

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