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Screaming Space Hopper

On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
by Hungry Horrace November 2, 2008
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Screaming Jacinta

A big fat slut.One that goes through the group of mates....
by ZAC GRAY BITCH January 24, 2009
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Screaming Whale

When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.
Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*
by Hugh Heftner August 25, 2009
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screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.
My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.
by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010
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Screaming goat

A screaming goat is a sexual act wherein a girl performs fellatio on a guy. At the point of climax she pulls out a clump of pubic hair, causing the guy to make a noise like a screaming goat.
Yo Cindy pulled a screaming goat on me last night. It hurt so good.
by Geezy gee September 12, 2009
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Screaming Chicken

A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.
Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage and to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.
by The Roger Dodger December 16, 2006
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screaming indian

When you are having vaginal intercorse with a dirty slapper. You must first make sure she is extremely wet then unsepectingly you throw a handful of curry power on her vagina and begin to thrust rapidly. Then listen to the music as she screams and smells like an indian.
I gave ur mother the most intence screaming indian last night!!
by GimpE June 8, 2010
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