Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.

"I like sloths."

by Slothina August 15, 2020

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.

Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!

by karensynder October 19, 2011

Arabian Sloth

An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.

Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.

Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!

Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.

Girl: ...

by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

Sloth

Cool animal, ALSO A SIN

Dudeski: “Yo broseph, we’re in Costa Rica look at the sloth”
Broski: “cool👍👍👍”

Number 2:

Broski: “THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT SLOTH
Dudeski: “I shall”

by Slothdude January 5, 2024

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024