ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

A squabble of rinky dinks

A common term for a pack of cigarettes

You got a squabble of rinky dinks on you?

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 1, 2021

Rent a rinkle

A elderly ladies prostitution ring.

Come on down to rent a rinkle where Pauline is 4.99 for half an hour.

by TJR93 May 9, 2024

Joll a roint

Definition: roll a joint

When Hattie is high she says “ joll a roint”

by Hahahah_hqhqhahahah December 13, 2025

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015