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Relationship Resume

A metal list of all of the girls you went out with.Getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don't think your a swinger/player.
Guy 1: Hey bro, that's a good girl you got there

Guy 2: Yea, I'd figure she'd look good on the relationship resume.

Guy 1: NICE!
by Guythatusedtocare June 18, 2011
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hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
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Boomerang relationship

A relationship that takes place in between a reconciliation with an ex; similar to rebound relationship but with a return to the ex at the end. For example: Person A and Person B break up. Person A then goes on to date Person C. Realizing that the original relationship was better, Person A breaks up with Person C in order to reconcile with Person B.
'I thought that things were pretty good between us but he decided to go back to his ex. So I guess it was a boomerang relationship.
by The_New_Musicologist January 17, 2010
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relationship spammer

A person who hits on many people, unfazed by rebuffs and using the same routine. S/he hopes that one of the targets will jump on board for a one-night stand.
Hey look, remember that guy who gave me a napkin rose? He's over there, folding her one...what a fuckin' relationship spammer.
by wtf79 July 29, 2008
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closed relationship

this type of relationship exists when both individuals mutually agree at not labeling a mainstream relationship. Instead they partake in a closed relationship which is simply two friends who are more than just two friends who enjoy each others company without the labels of boyfriend and girlfriend.
boy1: hey, want to be in a closed relationship?
girl1: ok. lets hang out.
by linkin ice fanny cigarette February 14, 2009
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Middle school relationship

A relationship that might Actually last but most of the time doesn't that happens in middle school
I'm in middle school I have been dating a guy for nine months now and I love being in a middle school relationship
by Danilovesjose September 11, 2016
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A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.
"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother
by HIMYM4E August 28, 2012
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