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Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022
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Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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furry pumpkin

a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.
i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.
by chaoticbeauty13 October 28, 2021
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Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.
That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester
by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013
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Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.
Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!
by glazing October 14, 2011
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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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pumpkin napping

Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.
Yo Ethan, wanna go cruise around the strip and go Pumpkin Napping?
by Bernie-Lb October 19, 2017
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