Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.

“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025

Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.

So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!

by Waselhorns1980 May 27, 2023

Day 17 Productions

Some random guy on youtube

Hey, do you know day 17 productions?

by Day 17 Productions May 22, 2022

productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

product bloc

inability to be creative and churn out new material be it a song, story; etc -especially is under contract for "product" by a publisher, etc...

- like writers block but more universal- could sbe applied to any misc. business all of whom deal in "product" or "units"

i've got a deadline and i've got product block

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Beginner products

The most buttons that are used in a beginner product is ctrl c and ctrl v

Jack: hey, you'd learn how to code in Unity?
Dave: Yeah, Learned the basics, made a Beginner product with 4 buttons
Jack: Whats those 4?
Dave: ctrl c and ctrl v
Jack: Cool, Theres a lot of beginner products like those, just copying codes bla bla bla

by ctrl c and ctrl v February 6, 2023

MK Productions

Know as the best tik tok account in the world

Mike : MK productions just posted

Frank : I know it was so fire

by Fwybmartini March 9, 2022