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American dream paradox

A harsh reality that many people come to the United States in order to start over and live a better life by having freedom, social equality, better education, and money, but yet for most people who come to this country, this dream will be impossible to completely achieve until several generations later, assuming they have a family with children, because of limited resource access and education, poor understanding of the social norms that most people in America actually follow, and distrust of immigrants in some parts of the country.
Pema and her family moved to America from Nicaragua in the hopes of starting over and help her children live better lives than what they had in their homeland, but they found it was exceedingly difficult to live in the U.S. because of the differences of America’s social norms compared to Nicaragua’s social norms and difficulty getting a job and finding decent housing. They are experiencing the American dream paradox.
by Vanguard 1998 September 11, 2021
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Cael Sleep Paradox

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.
Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.
by L4ce November 6, 2021
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Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.
I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023
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space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009
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7 people paradox

When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?

Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?

Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021
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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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