Packers fan

A packers fan is a person who wears toilet colors and eats a steady diet of cheese, beer, and penis. They can often be recognized by their morbid obesity, lack of teeth, a block of cheese on their head, and a Busch lite in their hand. Warning: be cautious when approaching a packers fan, they may try to rape you after knocking you out with their horrendous blend of smells: beer, moldy cheese, BO, and unwashed ass. These creatures are often rabid and have been found to be strongly sexually attracted to close family members, mostly sisters.

Lions fan: "Holy shit, look at that fatass! Why is he wearing cheese on his head? Oh my God, he just kissed his sister!"
Bears fan: "Wow, I can smell him from here. That must be a Packers fan."

by Cakedup69 January 17, 2024

pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

biscuits of cheddar in your pockets

my pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023

Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.

The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.

by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

Pockets

When a girl has the buttery skin tone range within dark and white.. and she’s bad.

how’s your new girl…
yea she’s pockets

by Boilsy May 21, 2024

packetkitty

A person who is highly skilled in OSINT (open-source intelligence) and can find almost anyone.

Have you heard of Packetkitty?

by iceagent January 23, 2026

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007