guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
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Get the 9 to 5 Pace mug.that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Get the pachter mug.1. A Mexican slang word used to describe a female who is a buzz kill. A Pachifanga is typically aware of her fun sucking abilities but shows no regard for others interests.
2. Every Mexican family has one of these, and tends to avoid them at the family gatherings.
3. Pachifangas personally believe they are above everyone else based off of irrational beliefs regardless of social or financial status; which clouds their thinking and creates an atmosphere of buzz kill surrounding the individual.
4. The Pachifanga syndrome can last up to several hours, or days; and in some severe cases last a lifetime. It can be caused by loneliness, hanger, a recent break up, mother nature, anger, debt, a loss of job, a recent tv show being discontinued, lack of sex, or genitecally inherited at birth.
2. Every Mexican family has one of these, and tends to avoid them at the family gatherings.
3. Pachifangas personally believe they are above everyone else based off of irrational beliefs regardless of social or financial status; which clouds their thinking and creates an atmosphere of buzz kill surrounding the individual.
4. The Pachifanga syndrome can last up to several hours, or days; and in some severe cases last a lifetime. It can be caused by loneliness, hanger, a recent break up, mother nature, anger, debt, a loss of job, a recent tv show being discontinued, lack of sex, or genitecally inherited at birth.
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Get the Pachifanga mug.the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
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Get the Packing your bags for pussy mug.The act of inserting one or more testis into the anus of another being. This takes finesse and careful planning. Mistakes, as you can imagine, would have consequences.
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