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don't milk it

Don't over do it.
Don't milk it kid. It's only an ankle sprain
by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017
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mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.
We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006
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milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.
by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018
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milk drinker

An insult / derogative term deriving from the video game Skyrim, often used by City Guards to suggest a person is weak and / or young / inexperienced.

Possible explanations:
Young babies drink milk from their mother's breasts.
and / or
Those who can't handle mead or ale instead drink milk.
and / or
Milk in Skyrim will restore a Warrior's resource for hard-hitting sword swings. Those who require Milk for this purpose would likely be lower-level, and inexperienced.
Don't be such a milk drinker.
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psychedelic milk

The term used for when a person CLAIMS to have been enlightened via the help of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, or DMT, and portrays a figure that is knowledgeable on the effects and culture of such things, but in reality is nothing more than an attention driven asshole thats ego is just as far up his ass as the next, leaving him in a soup of psychedelic milk. Big if true.
Koi Fresco found himself in a mess of psychedelic milk when he realized his viewers began to feel like they were watching a salesperson whoring for clicks talk about drugs that can open your mind into the next realm.
by pordurr February 11, 2019
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Milk Marketing

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.
I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.
by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018
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Milk Maxxing

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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