metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
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Fucking gay ass shit

Whilst playing popular first person shooters and you lose to a fair fight, and are pissed about it. Thoust percieves it to be unfair and calls it Fucking Gay Ass Shit
*In an uncontrolled rage* WHAT THE FUCK?!? How did I lose that gun fight? That's fucking gay ass shit!
by An annoyed Fag March 04, 2016
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 29, 2011
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shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
by I put the fun in funeral January 03, 2021
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A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
by Gzoom March 08, 2016
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use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021
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Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"
by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017
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