looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales
by hoe65 March 17, 2017
When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 05, 2021
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
by Waiting for Santa to come June 20, 2021
by Witek March 17, 2020
by Jenjen5858 June 25, 2020
Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
by itsyoboifritz2004 October 02, 2018