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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
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its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex
guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020
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Suck My Dick

New York Slang To Say Fuck You Or Fuck Off
Tdott-Yo Bro You A Dick Rider

Ddot-Nigga Suck My Dick I did it for a reason dummy
by Tdottty March 15, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
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dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
by lucacola March 14, 2018
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