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Business Buffalo

The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
by Business Buffalo May 23, 2021
mugGet the Business Buffalomug.

business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
by fritz131 June 6, 2014
mugGet the business trippingmug.

Business call

e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.
by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
mugGet the Business callmug.

Business Drunk

Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
by shuawnspencer September 30, 2020
mugGet the Business Drunkmug.

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
mugGet the Business Breakfastmug.

Business call

I have to go to a business call, I will return soon.
by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
mugGet the Business callmug.

busy money

Busy money is money that gets around. Has that that tenner been in a strippers thong? Used as drug paraphernalia. Busy money
This is busy money, smells like a strippers arsehole
by Partypooperpissartist July 20, 2017
mugGet the busy moneymug.

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