Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

Spam Heed

Scottish for spam head. A person who's brain has similar properties to spam.

He was always walking into things,what a spam heed.

by Spam1 September 1, 2013

spam fest

this happens in a rhythm game where theres a bunch of notes comeing at you at high speeds, usually you can just spam your way out of it, hence spam fest

spam fest

by someone else thats not u April 29, 2021

Spam Janitor

Another term for a moderator of a message board or chat room.

Person 1: These trolls are out of control! So much spam!
Person 2: Where's the damn spam janitor??

by SJLC April 1, 2012

shit spam

email recived that goes directley to trash

all this shit spam filling up the garbage bin

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

spam bombed

Being bombarded by spam from the same person multiple times.

*checks email*
"argh! I have been spam bombed!"

by Jadefordiamondz April 9, 2010

Spam Chunk

A regurgitated piece of processed meat.
Can be used randomly in sentences or to insult the woman in your life.

Damn thats one stinky spam chunk!

by Ebaynympho June 24, 2010