arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.

Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.

by Onion Terror January 6, 2008

Nose soda

Cocaine. Relating to the act of snorting cocaine up ones nostrils.

Mikey: let's get this party going with some jazz cabbage and nose soda.

Izzy: that nose soda gets me stupid high

by Jayredbull August 29, 2016

Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.

I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021

Nose Nugget

A booger. Also a dried up booger sometimes found stuck to objects like in between couch cushions, under car seats, and under desks.

Cuhhh! We had an earthquake drill today and i saw Lucas Byrd putting some nose nuggets under his desk.

by Austin Vaught November 11, 2010

Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.

"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"

by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012

voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.

person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!

by bababooy November 10, 2020