One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Nonce

Child molestor

Pauline kerr is a nonce

by Crack head hunter September 1, 2019

Nonce

UK slang for a pedophile.

Nate: Oi mate,see that guy over there
Gary: Ye? What about Im'
Nate: he looks a right nonce

by AmericanDictator January 3, 2018

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word

Nobody-

D Nezz- Oi mate you're a fucking nonce

by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019

Nonce

Andy Gregory

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park

by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020

nonce

a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller

Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020