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Funny Sex

When two people who are high, have sex.
John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.
by amhcih June 24, 2009
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Kinda Funny, but not

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.
Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)
by Angel Miette March 23, 2010
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right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
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Brugging to the Funny

I just got done brugging to the funny and now I feel like shit... fuck my life...
by Deez Nuts on yo chin November 24, 2021
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ORANGES ARE FUNNY

Are oranges orange because oranges are orange, or is orange orange because oranges are orange?
ORANGES ARE FUNNY
a very orange saturated sentence.
give it to your friend to make them wonder what life is.
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