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Nick

A mister that tends to use lyrics as part of an everyday language. A kid that says we'll hang out, but it eventually happens a year later. If he really wants something bad, he'll say your full name and try to please you. Enjoys late night sex text messages. Keeps his promises & that's probably the only thing that's good about him.
by dareeree October 9, 2008
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Nick

Nick is a homosexual
by Erjoto July 17, 2011
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Nick

A man who is so stupid they are called nick.
*stands in fire*
Yess NICK
*healer is using healbot only*
Yess NICK
by Nick696969 October 7, 2011
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Nick

Brit. Slang: Noun; The Arse-hole or area immediately around the Arse-hole.
"My employer put Badgers Arse Bog Roll in the Bogs at work and that stuff is so coarse it was like running a cheese-grater over me nick!"
by jayateabug March 1, 2008
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Nick

Nick has the smallest penis, and cannot cum or jizz.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.
Nick - I like you.

Girl - Fuck off you cant jizz.
by Intencefence. August 16, 2011
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nicks

1. someone who is fucked up, good for nothing and a disgrace to the people known as man.
2. To nicks is to eat orange while having a heavy make up on the fugly shitty face.
e.g. 1: hey guys, look! here comes the unwanted nicks.
e.g. 2: everybody in the campus knows that Sohai's favourite past time is to nicks with that group of sluts
by orange77 July 27, 2008
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Nick

The biggest idiot ever to walk the earth. Sucks at everything he does and should have a reality check.
He is being such a nick today.
by mgoblue17 December 17, 2013
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