Munch Nugget

Someone who eats ass, or is a total idiot, jerk off, or just simply pisses you off. Also see "Douche Canoe" or "Tool" Munch Nuggets are a zit on society's ass!

That dude is a total munch nugget!!

by bornabadfish June 5, 2011

Dirty munch

The act of not eating all day then seshing after work which builds up a bigger appetite then munching.

Me and Cris boutta dirty munch on some chili’s

by Nosauce July 28, 2021

Duffler’s Munch

Alternative non-Census designated place name for an area in Pennsylvania called Gobbler’s Knob home of Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog. Stephen Colbert suggested changing the name of Gobbler’s Knob to this or Dribbler’s Crotch.

Punxsutawney lives at Duffler’s Munch near Gobbler’s Knob and Dribbler’s Crotch.

by HMacDaddy February 3, 2021

Munch job

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.

Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.

by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

Mooby Munch

Mooby Muncher, n: A person attracted to moobies, a person in the process/having been in the process of munching moobies.

Mooby Munch, v: To mooby munch. To use oral stimulation on man boobies.

V; in a sentence: Let's go down to McDiddy's and mooby munch.
N; in a sentence: I went to Lisa's house last night and there was fat fetish porn in the bathroom! What a mooby muncher!

by JesseInsanityMcWompers June 24, 2008

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010