miserability

the art of being miserable

her miserability in this marriage was the bane of my existence

by Black Fiasco January 16, 2026

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

emergurd maspertaters

The dankest of memes and the best af the hooman race

Whenever you call me I will say emergurd maspertaters.

by Pls meme February 9, 2018

Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

by The Orself January 3, 2019

Les Misérables

The Greatest musical of all time. Worst movie of all time

Kid 1: Les misérables is like your cat. Awesome.
Kid 2: whoah

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021

Les Miserables

Corset I mean Baguette I mean Cosette OK I got it that time

Les miserables is the name for a popular show with a dying parent a depressed child and an paranoid parent

by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023