Mega Mong

Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.

Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend

by boon:noob November 22, 2009

mega knight

the king of gays. Using this is the exact same as coming out. Get a life bozo lookin failure

"I'm gay"
"Ah same, a fellow mega knight user."

by quandle dingleton April 15, 2022

mega dicc

a dicc that will stir ur asshole like a pot full of children

charles loved his average thursday mega dicc

by maximum sqeez May 24, 2018

mega condom

The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.

"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."

by Memelord (Undertaker) January 20, 2018

Mega Motherfucker

A person with a massive 12" cock who fucks mothers.

Also an asshole of epic proportions

"Wow Sam is really a Mega motherfucker"
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much

by Megamotherfucker(the good one) October 16, 2008

Mega Pint

One million x 473 ml (US) = 473000 Liter or 124953 US Gallons of Wine for breakfast

You drank a Mega Pint of wine for breakfast

by The Pint Man May 7, 2022

Mega Gay

A person who’s mega gay that’s named lil bill

Joe: Look at the mega gay bitch!

by _xxNigga122X___ October 16, 2019