long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

by hamspter January 15, 2021

Ass Long

Cams way of saying long ass

“Damn, this sonic level is ass long!”

by ShortBusMcGee May 11, 2022

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Long Hannah

refers to being tall and named hannah.

that, i say, is a long hannah.

by DanB-B March 14, 2012

Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short

Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd

by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020