by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021
Get the Lancing the dogmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Get the A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...mug. by JkJn March 7, 2023
Get the Lancing it outmug. by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lancemug. by cigmachine May 13, 2024
Get the Lancesmug. Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
by rawful March 4, 2023
Get the lancingmug. A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug.