by Lakshan July 23, 2019
Get the Lancemug. by cigmachine May 13, 2024
Get the Lancesmug. by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lancemug. This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.
Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
by LuluElla April 24, 2019
Get the Lancemug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Get the A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...mug. by JkJn March 7, 2023
Get the Lancing it outmug. She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug.