lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.

Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀

by rawful March 4, 2023

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out

Wow lance be gay

by IamLust September 8, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

lance

a boy from the show voltron that we must protect

*klance?
*blue lionnn

i may or may not have a crush on lance

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Lance

He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.

Lance

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020