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Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.
Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."
by The Man with no face June 23, 2016
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BLP Kosher

A dirty wannabe nigger kike who sounds like he is on drugs when he raps and has infinitely worse music then his negro counterparts.
P1: ever heard of BLP Kosher?

P2: yeah hes a stupid kike who makes ass music
by your local rapist September 5, 2023
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koochy

koochy sux balls LOL
by yourmum April 28, 2004
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kooshin

to be chillin like a motherfucking villian. more likely to be heard by Michael from the G
I was kooshin with me and my niggaz.
by giveitup9 February 16, 2003
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kooshticles

a miniature sized pair of koosh balls, peculiarly in the organization of testicles.
hey throw me some of those kooshticles over there on the shelf.
by CAAAAAWWWW July 10, 2007
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kooshan

Tall lanky creature who tries to catch balls with his feet. Usually have one eyebrow instead of two! WARNING! AVOID IS SUGGESTED. (Drinks his own pee)
Dont go close to kooshan
by alex09876 February 24, 2015
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kooshboneytv

A great YouTube channel created to entertain those who enjoy memes and people causing pain to themselves both physically and mentally
Bro have you seen KooshBoneyTV it's got some great anime
by BLRollers June 11, 2017
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