San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.
Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.
by shortcut3d August 05, 2008
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San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.
Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.
by Alfetta159 October 20, 2010
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National Jose Day

It’s national jose day so go find a jose and give them a hug
Yo dude! It’s National Jose Day! Let’s go find Jose I’m tryna show the homie some love
by weirritatinbxtch October 25, 2019
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san jose guy

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.
I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.
by Cashman1234 October 25, 2017
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San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.
The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
by oddsmaker February 23, 2010
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Jose Samuel Gamez

Graffiti left at a series of intentionally set fires led Plano Police and Fire investigators to a Plano teen who has plead guilty to the crimes and has now been sentenced.

Jose Gamez, who was 17 years old at the time of the fires and is now 19 years old, plead guilty to the three counts of arson and one count of graffiti filed against him by the Collin County District Attorney.

He has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation. He must also pay restitution of $50,000 and complete 350 hours of community service.

On 2014 crimes was committed
Crime after crime Jose Samuel Gamez he set fire on Plano Texas Locations
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jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that
by Lego ninjago January 09, 2017
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